Settling In

We are beginning to get settled in. It is such a relief to make some headway although I’m beyond exhausted. Moving is the debil😂 I just wanted to give all of my pretties a sneak peek. Happy 2019 from the Mister and Missus!! Keep On Keeping on💋

Year of The Hot Mess Express

Sooooooo, I started a list of New Years Resolutions, after two and a half pages (front and back) I decided what in the monkey fuck am I thinking?!?! The reason why this list is so long is because I’m carrying shit over from the past twenty five years. If I haven’t kept said resolutions in…

MiMi’s Poo-rannosaurus Rex

My newest grandson is my absolute heart. He’s only ten weeks old but he has “those” looks down to a science. I’m absolutely certain that the look on his precious face in this pic says, “Okay, bitches, you put this dumb shit on me, all of you fuckers have had a considerable amount of hilarity…

New Year, Same Mentally Fucking Insane Me

New year, same me. One can take all of the right meds, go to fucking therapy, write, blog, create, craft and read EVERY single fucking book, article or medical paper on Borderline Personality Disorder, but nothing truly helps. I’ve given my best fighting this monster and all it does is destroy me and anyone or…

Moving Sucks Donkey Ass

We are about three quarters through moving our possessions. I am about one quarter through unpacking ALL of the zillions of boxes that have currently made it to our new house. The reason being is because of my off the charts OCD and EVERY fucking thing has got to be just so. It’s a nightmare…

My Christmas Present Is A Pain In The Ass

My husband decided that at 45 and 46 respectively, that we should get healthy in the new year so he bought us both Fitbit watches. I totally appreciate the sweet gesture and concern for our health as we have small grandbabies that we need to be around for to watch them grow up. That being…

♥️400 Followers♥️

Thank you all for the honor and privilege of taking time out of your day to take a peek into the profanity laden, ass backwards, crazy adventure that I call my life!

Yoga Pants: A Blessing or a Curse

Ahhhhh, the almighty yoga pants. What can I say, I’ve owned and worn hundreds of different pairs in hundreds of different sizes. I like to think of them as my pajama clothes, because most of the time my Fibromyalgia won’t allow any other material to get near my skin. EVERYONE loves a pair of yoga…

Longest Fart Ever

If this shit doesn’t make you laugh, check your pulse!! Not only is it hysterical, I consider it an absolute miracle that young man didn’t shit his pants pushing down on his sphincter with that much force and pressure!! What an amazing parlor trick….pardon me while I go practice😂 http://www.youtube.com/watch If you’ve ever shamed yourself…

50 Questions

1. Who is/are your hero(s) My 2 amazing children and my husband Troy, because they are on the front lines dealing with my BPD, and they do so with love and grace. 2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Australia, duh 3. What is your biggest fear? Can you rephrase that question…

Sticks and Stones Can Break My Bones. Words Can Sever Souls.

I like to say I fear no words but that’s a lie. I have anxiety about my health because my mother would growl when I smiled: Your incisors are BROWN. Pinworms: Placing me, naked, face-down on the couch, parting my seven-year-old buttocks with her fingernails, summoning Dad: Come see these damn things crawling in and out! She scolded me…

Those Who Fight Monsters…

Those who fight monsters inevitably change. Because of all that I feel and have done, I’ve lost my innocence, and sometimes a tiny piece of my humanity with it. If I want to survive, sometimes I begin to adopt some of the same characteristics as the monster I fight but whatever it takes I will…

This My Friends Are Why I’m Still Proud To Be An American

Former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole was helped out of his wheelchair Tuesday afternoon to salute the American flag-draped casket of former President George Herbert Walker Bush. Dole, 95, arrived at the Capitol Rotunda — where Bush will lie in state until Wednesday — pushed in his wheelchair by an aide. Once at the casket’s side, the aide helped Dole…

Leave Sully Alone, You Heartless Bitch

George H.W. Bush’s service dog ‘Sully’ isn’t a Democrat or Republican — It’s doggone crazy to attack him https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/george-h-w-bushs-service-dog-sully-isnt-a-democrat-or-republican-its-doggone-crazy-to-attack-him Explore the Fox News apps that are right for you at http://www.foxnews.com/apps-products/index.html. Fur babies are more loyal, loving, and genuine than most people are. Any dumb bitch that thinks otherwise has no soul and probably doesn’t…