Ass Clapping 101

Soooooooo, since I’m a 47 year old “teenager” I tend to listen to whatever music the teenagers coming in and out of the house listen to. Don’t get me wrong I adore my “oldies” station that plays all of the best 80’s music, but there are days that you’ll catch me listening to Boosie, Lil’ … Continue reading Ass Clapping 101

I Don’t Even Listen To Country Music but I Think Miranda Lambert is a HUGE CUNT!

Dear Whoreanda *ahem* I mean Miranda, Even if I liked your shitty music I’d still think that you are a cheating, husband AND fiancé stealing, boozing, whoring trollop. Don’t get me wrong, I myself am far from perfect but millions of women of all ages don’t look up to me for my crappy music or … Continue reading I Don’t Even Listen To Country Music but I Think Miranda Lambert is a HUGE CUNT!

A-Z Challenge: April 2019–Letter F (My Personal Fave For Obvious Reasons)

Fuck can be used as a noun, a verb, an adverb an adjective and I’m sure many many other grammatical ways that I’m not even aware of. Fuck is multi purpose like Tupperware or tow straps!! You can practically use it anyhow, anywhere, anytime! Myself being one of the most profane female individuals on the … Continue reading A-Z Challenge: April 2019–Letter F (My Personal Fave For Obvious Reasons)