I’m fairly certain that it doesn’t matter what side of the political aisle that you sit on, if you have two brain cells to rub together, you are aware that this bitch is as dumb as a ten pound sack of shit. Seriously? This moron actually graduated from middle school, high school AND college?!? Where … Continue reading Is AOC Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?!?
I know I’m waaayyy out of line in my A-Z Challenge. I tried and I failed miserably at keeping up. Doing things on a “schedule” has never been a very strong personality trait of mine. On the other hand I’ve realized and accepted that I’m a flawed human being and I’m cool with that. Aaahhh, … Continue reading Peeing, Vagina Costumes and My Right To Bear Arms
Soooooooo, since I’m a 47 year old “teenager” I tend to listen to whatever music the teenagers coming in and out of the house listen to. Don’t get me wrong I adore my “oldies” station that plays all of the best 80’s music, but there are days that you’ll catch me listening to Boosie, Lil’ … Continue reading Ass Clapping 101
Dear Whoreanda *ahem* I mean Miranda, Even if I liked your shitty music I’d still think that you are a cheating, husband AND fiancé stealing, boozing, whoring trollop. Don’t get me wrong, I myself am far from perfect but millions of women of all ages don’t look up to me for my crappy music or … Continue reading I Don’t Even Listen To Country Music but I Think Miranda Lambert is a HUGE CUNT!
gan·ja /ˈɡanjə,ˈɡänjə/ noun marijuana. Well, well today the letter of the day is G. G for the sweet, sticky, stinky bliss of some primo (g)anja!! Whether you are pro or anti cannabis…..what in the flying fuck am I saying?!?! Who, have mercy, please tell me who could possibly be anti ganja?!? It relieves anxiety, pain, … Continue reading A-Z Challenge: April 2019–Letter G
Obviously if you read my posts, you know that I’ve had a distressed, depressed past couple of days. I don’t know if it just worked out that way because of my BPD, or because since I turned forty I tend to get a bit melancholy around my birthday and I knew mine was imminent. Today … Continue reading April 7, 1972: The Day Awesome Was Born
Fuck can be used as a noun, a verb, an adverb an adjective and I’m sure many many other grammatical ways that I’m not even aware of. Fuck is multi purpose like Tupperware or tow straps!! You can practically use it anyhow, anywhere, anytime! Myself being one of the most profane female individuals on the … Continue reading A-Z Challenge: April 2019–Letter F (My Personal Fave For Obvious Reasons)