I ♥️ My 500 Followers

I started my blog eighteen months ago to try to deal with my Borderline Personality Disorder diagnosis. I was at the time only hoping to connect with others with my condition so I could possibly get insight and advice on how to cope with the dramatic highs and lows of BPD. Little did I know what a life altering journey my blog would take me on.

I have made so many dear lifelong friends from all over the globe. I have found unconditional love and support from the unlikeliest of places. I have laughed, cried, ranted and raved with all of you and I wouldn’t change one single second of it!

You all have become my giant loving supportive family and I am so very grateful to have each and every one of you in my WP family. Thank you for 500 Follows. Here’s to many more years of our profanity laden (me), happy, sad, exciting, crazy journey♥️♥️

🙏🏼Namaste Y’all🙏🏼

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    • Thank you so much!! You’re one of my fave “family” members! I truly appreciate your encouragement and support💕💕

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  1. WoooT! You get on with your Wild Child self! Congratulations on the follows, the friends and the self care, Sis. You’re an extraordinary woman who is worthy of love and respect.

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    • Awwwww, my precious LaLa, my fave P.IC., my sweet sister doll baby!! I love you big big!! If there is tomfoolery and mischief in our midst we are running amok in it!! I gained you as my cosmic twin via WP and that alone was worth hesitantly starting to blog.
      Now I’m an oversharer an opinionated asshole and the Supreme Leader of the Profanity Battalion! Who’d have ever thunk it?!? LMAO!

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  2. Foozle, My Sweet Profanity in Chief! What is life for but to kick up your heels, (possibly right up some much deserving jerk’s butt) laugh out loud and celebrate the beauty of who we are created to be? Profanity? Piffle. It’s the merest trifle. It’s the seasoning to your Sass, and we can’t have vanilla flavored sass now, can we?

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    • Absolutely no vanilla sass….oh the horror, my precious La La. LMAO!! You are truly the best friend a nutty as a squirrel turd gal like myself could ever even DREAM of having. I love you big big my sweet soul sister♥️

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    • Bahahahahaha! I pissed ALL over myself!!
      Jesus fucking Christ, Jack Sprat and Jason Bourne, you my love are a god damn riot!! We need to take our act on the road. Hell, we’re both wayyyyyy funnier and FAR more shocking and vulgar than stupid Amy Schumer. We’ll finally be rich AND famous as we should have been all along. Just desserts I say♥️
      Those fucking Kardashian hoes are fucking BILLIONAIRES for knob gobbling, I think we have more talent in our asshole puckers than those THOTS have betwixt the four of them. You think I act an ass now, just give me an audience egging me own. Welcome To The Shitshow-
      Starring LaLaLiz and Birderline Bella. Up in lights on the Vegas strip. Or we could call it the Glory Hole Monologues. No worries we’ll work on that. It’s got to be something so OUTRAGEOUS that the name would MAKE us want to see it just from the name😂😂

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  3. And a certain herb is legal in NV. Hotter than a dog’s mouth in a chile pepper contest, but fuckin’ A (what does that A stand for?) We can totally be ourselves and be less crass or trash than the gob gargling quartet. Although if they’d learn to hum….

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    • LMFAO!! We could just get baked lay by the pool under giant umbrellas with Imbrella drinks and people watch all of the douchebags and skanky whores mating dances. Great material for our show😂😂

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  4. I like this plan! I’m excited about this plan! Let’s do it!! Also – cabana boys. They can bring us our pretty little beverages with the fruit on the sticks and the yums. Can weed be distilled into alcohol? I’m asking for a friend…

    We shall need paintball guns to tag the skanks and bros with. This way they know who is the douchiest, the one with the partial bridge that comes out for those behind the bar blow jobs, and who is totally trolling for a threesome. Honestly, it’s a public service we’re offering. 😈😲🥂

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    • Only if the cabana boys are naked and they all have to dress their dicks up like Animal from the Muppets, you know for OUR entertainment😂😂
      You my beloved LaLaLiz are a bona fide god damn genius!! We need to get a patent on Weed-o-hol like fucking NOW!!
      We also need to do a public service announcement commercial so our names and faces will be known in every household all over the world😂😂

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      • LMMFAO -” Oi! You there! I see you’re out of uniform! Don’t come back until you have a 70’s porn bush, that’s dyed to look like an exploding flamingo!”
        As for Weed-o-hol…. Hmmm? I think, just possibly, one of might need some basic chemistry lined up. As I recall *whistles and looks at ceiling* the THC needs heat and fat to be released from the sticky and absorbable. Obviously, we need to focus on HOT alcoholic beverages. Umm… Damn. All I can think of is Sticky Stoned Cocoa Mix, LOL!
        Maybe hire people to be “us” – that way we can laugh at the muppets without being roasted on every social media platform? Get our pedis without someone trying to take a picture of my third chin? But definitely patent the shit out of it. Because, we need to be able to afford the AC in LV. And the Pool. And the cabana boys. Ooooh – could the landscaping all be Kush and lovely? LOL!

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        • Bahahahahaha, here’s a random fact about me, I’m a science nerd. I’ve made my own DAB before and it wasn’t that long ago. We’ll bring porn bush back!! It’ll be fucking awesome. Only the coolest people have enormous bushes. Because we’re so cool we will definitely grow ours to look like a boxwood hedge in our bathing suit bottoms😂😂
          We cook up the best ideas ever!!
          As for being roasted on social media, bring ‘em on. Let me handle that aspect. I have intellect, the largest accumulation of profanity in the fucking galaxy, razor sharp wit AND an even sharper tongue. I can easily fucking eviscerate the meanest fucking troll out there with my words. If that doesn’t work I’ll literally hunt them down and physically beat the shit out of them with a tire tool. Word will get around and *poof* no more critics😊

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  5. Damn, Woman! You never cease to amaze me with what you know and can do!! Obviously, this is a match made in someone else’s worst nightmares. 😈 I see total and complete World Domination – we will be benevolent overlords who only demand a few sacrifices. This will, of course, include, keeping things neat and tidy and where they fucking belong, because “Goddamnit, Janet, your ONE sorry ass motherfucking job was to be sure that the vacuum tracks didn’t look like a freaking highway flyover, you flaming ignorant twattage! Off with her bush!” That’s how people will be publicly shamed, LOL!
    Critics can piss off, but yes, I will leave the treatment of bog trolls and the like to you. I will be in charge of… ummm… I’ll think of something. Maybe. Quality control of nap zones? Seems like a safe bet! Right – so we’re putting away the hedge trimmers and heading to the Strip when?

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    • Yesterday, Bay-beeee!!
      You’ve got the best ideas LIKE EVER!! The Shaming of The Bush, Bahahahahaha, I’m totally going to title a blog post in honor of your wordy brilliance. The world we have concocted is the ONLY world in which I’d want to live😂
      That will be the time that ALL is truly right and just in the world!!
      Can we still dance naked around a bonfire in the moonlight on DAB nights?!?
      That would be so fucking “fire” as the flakes say today instead of just fucking saying rad or cool. Those fucking dummies!!

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  6. Yeah, like totally! Just, we don’t want any “bush fires” LOLOL! I’m all for nekkid bonfire nights, so long as the skeeters are not present and there’s some good music on. Because nekkid doesn’t really leave a lot of great places to stash your phone. Well, maybe under the boobs…
    I’m IN. Let’s take this juke joint up a notch, and educate the masses. “Ergh. Fire BAD!” Honestly, you’d think these assholes had never seen Young Frankenstein. Yes – there WILL be Mel Brooks films run regularly, along with all the tasteless gross out crap that we could never pull off these days without inciting a riot. “Look, kids, Coyote doesn’t skim his mother’s credit card to buy from ACME, why are you?”
    I’m thinking there will be mandatory naps, for those of us who missed them raising children. Pillow forts. And anyone who fucks with you will find out what it’s like to be on the receiving end of a staple gun. Because NO ONE screws with MY family! Rawr!!

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    • LMFAO!! I don’t have enough tits to stash my phone under. I’ll have to clench it in the crack of my ass while I’m dancing naked😂😂😂
      You are absolutely right most of the current dildo generation take themselves far to seriously. They’re dildos with working mouths and the newest iPhone….how seriously can you fucking take them?!?! God damn😂😂😂😂
      As for fucking with my CHOSEN family I will tear anyone’s asshole out until they shit sideways if they fuck with MINE♥️♥️♥️♥️

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  7. *Does my best Mr Burns impression* Exxx-cellent.

    Well, I suppose we could get a decent bluetooth system rigged – depends on your taste in music. I think you like some stuff that I’m just too uptight for. They may be the only parts of me that are uptight, but damnit, I’m honoring them!

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    • LMAO, I swear to god, you and Billy MAC and the puckering yo of your respective assholes when I even mention the word gangsta rap!!
      Bahahahahaha!!
      Y’all should give it a damn chance, some of it is rather amazing. I get the strangest looks from people being a middle aged white woman in the south blasting Lil’ Boosie out of my car😂😂😂😂

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  8. Yup, uptight and proud! LOL – hey, I like some stuff from the 90’s! Which makes me a freaking dinosaur – but as we need more fossils… I’m so motherfucking old that it has to have lyrics that I can hear and understand – even “Louie, Louie” is starting me thinking I need a pair to visit the MiracleEar counter at the mall. It’s cool – I’ll be deaf as a goddamned doorknob soon and you can blast your stuff til the leaves shakes and the squirrels flee. Or the other way round – whichever floats your boat.

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