The Glory Hole Cafe

My amazing brother-in-law and I are quite the cooks in the family. He’s a commercial supervisor for a Heating and Cooling Company, I am a disabled housewife…..but long ago we decided that our collective retirement dream would be to open a restaurant called The Glory Hole Cafe.

Now as we all know, success in business comes with hard work, being good at what you do AND a catchy name for marketing strategies. Who wouldn’t want to eat at the Glory Hole?!?! I’d check it out just because the name makes me laugh. Glory Hole is not necessarily porno……a fisherman’s sweet spot is also called a Glory/Honey Hole, so I decided it would be a seafood restaurant to take off the porno innuendo, but sick fucks like myself would still consider the porno aspect of it. So tell me, my dear blogging family…..would you or would you not stop by and check out the Glory Hole Cafe & Gift Shop?!?


12 Comments Add yours

  1. Laci says:

    This is wonderful and hilarious and yes I would eat here.

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    1. Bahahahahaha, I knew it!! My straightlaced husband said NO ONE would eat there ever, because of the name! LMAO!


  2. Fuck yes (unless it was seafood because I am allergic lol). The name would make it more intriguing. But again, you and I think similarly 🙂

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    1. LMAO!! Okay my fate will include seafood, hot dogs and “links” of boudin!! Something for every taste😂😂

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  3. Liz says:

    Now that I’ve snorted water up my nose…
    Yeah – I’d at least look in, get my picture taken, hope you had really raunchy bumper stickers, prolly get a can of Coke to go 😜😂😂😂

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    1. LMFAO!! What the hell are u talking about?!? You’re going to be the girl on my Glory Hole sign, chica😂😂😂

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  4. Survivor63 says:

    I would do a U-turn on a six lane interstate to eat there. Build it, they will come.

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    1. Bahahahahaha, Yes! Only if you handle our marketing😂


  5. I would be there all the time, what a blast! xx

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  6. I would certainly visit. I’m not sure I’d be able to eat there, because I would be laughing to hard to get anything into my mouth! 😀

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    1. Haha! My whole premise exactly! Laughter is even better for the soul than food is. I’d like to tastefully decorate it with 3D pictures of glory holes all over the walls. The front door glass shall be painted like a creepy men’s room stall with a little latch. I think were on to something.

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      1. Friggin awesome theme! 😂

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