My Christmas Present Is A Pain In The Ass

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    1. Hahaaaaaaa!! In my most loving and caring way may I say, “you shithead.” Eating doughnuts and shit AND rubbing it in my face while according to my Fitbit it’s going to give me an electric shock if I do much as look at a doughnut, any sweet or any carbs and starches!!
      LMAO!! This shit sucks, all I really wanted was a new vacuum cleaner♥️♥️

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        1. Come at Mardi Gras and I’ll get you more FUBAR than you’ve ever been in your entire life. I’ll probably have to take half a bottle of Xanax for my social anxiety, and that to a couple of Hurricane’s from Pat O’s and you’ll be hauling my fat ass around in a decorated wheelbarrow!! Good times! lol!
          My personal e-mail is in my bio if you would like to just chat and get to know each other. You seem pretty awesome to me though💕💕💕

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  1. If you didn’t just give me the best reason to appreciate being a single barren spinster. I don’t know what would. No husband. No fitbit! You should drink more water and that alone will get you upto pee more often. No more Fitbit pestering. Done! Your welcome! Cheers,H

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    1. LMAO!! I don’t feel quite so bad now!! I was so pissed off trying to set it up it was warning me that my heart rate was dangerously high….I didn’t NEED a fancy watch to tell me that, my red face and labored breathing clued me in just fine, thank you😂😂

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