Yoga Pants: A Blessing or a Curse

Ahhhhh, the almighty yoga pants. What can I say, I’ve owned and worn hundreds of different pairs in hundreds of different sizes. I like to think of them as my pajama clothes, because most of the time my Fibromyalgia won’t allow any other material to get near my skin. EVERYONE loves a pair of yoga pants, therein lies the problem….as my dear old Gran used to say, “Just because it comes in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.” Boy was that woman on fleek about that subject.

I’ve been small, I’ve been large and every size in between, and the most difficult decision a woman will ever have to make is deciding that her yoga pants are just NOT flattering anymore and that the time has come to move on to sweatpants.

Now I know you young hot bodied thangs think for the most part that yoga pants are God’s gift to mankind, but let me let you in on a little secret, sisters, camel toes are not flattering on anyone. Ever. Period.

For Pete’s sake will someone feed that thing, it’s so hungry it’s eating her yoga pants!!

Thank you my pretties for listening to my rant for the day😂




  1. You’re hilarious, thanks for your humor. 😂😂😂😂😂

    Btw, I wear stretch pants a size larger because I’m small and that spandex is like a girdle. Who the hell can work out in that shit??!

    I love me some nice sweats from Victoria’s secret but I like to dress them up.

    And, as for the camel toe, that looked more like a penis with a smashed nut on the side.

    This female don’t have much fat so not much of a camel toe would show. Lmao!!

    Keep the jokes coming. When the chronic back pain hits, we love them jokes

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    • Haha! Thank you so much sweetness!!
      I’m with you about the yoga pants, I wear them for their fashion aesthetic rather than for exercising purposes! The (E) word makes me shudder!
      Bahahahahaha, it absolutely does!! Maybe it’s A dude tucking his sack back….these days you never know!
      I have Borderline Personality Disorder and a myriad of other mental and physical ailments. I was severely abused as a child and have used Humor my entire life to try to lift my spirits….if I can lift someone else’s spirits along the way, then that makes it that much better and a million times more special to me. I missed my calling I suppose😉

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  2. Lol so… I am a diehard yoga pant wearing momma. But my yoga pants are not skin tight all around and they flare out comfortably at the bottoms. Technically I’m not supposed to wear them at work but they look super dressy so I get away with it. 🤷‍♀️ And the leggings long-johns I wore the other day.

    Now leggings. I am very particular about my leggings. I know that they don’t look good on everyone. I stick to solid– I stick to black haha and I only wear them with long cardigans/dresses and boots. I have a few printed leggings I sleep in and only sleep in. They just dont look good on curvy short peeps.

    But for the life of me I wonder how some of these girls don’t see what the rest of us see when they put them on.

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